thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years Which one of you assholes...
Reblog if your left hand is touching your face Or...
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
pizza: jeremymckinnonbuttblog: lets make a test who is easier to summon 1. Pizza? 2. Yahoo Staff? 3. Vegans? 4. Satan? lets wait and see the result ha ha ha i win
herspanic: you know when people dont follow you but are still on your blog reblogging your posts, like what are you doing buddy
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: I have two moods One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions there is no inbetween
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
hamfarto: hamfarto: im having one of those unattractive days i mean years I have unattractive lifetimes .
me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
amoying: yogvrt: what if swag was pronounced swaj the swaj mahal
Guys look we have a hate y'all
riceboyrey: http://095786.tumblr.com/ http://095786.tumblr.com/ http://095786.tumblr.com/ Oh dear, shame you be hiding your face. ferreal doe
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
striderna: there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot