May 2013
thecompanionsdoctor:
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes...
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Reblog if your left hand is touching your face Or...
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horribleawfulcunt:
niamliveslarryloves:
basedgosh:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
pizza:
jeremymckinnonbuttblog:
lets make a test
who is easier to summon
1. Pizza?
2. Yahoo Staff?
3. Vegans?
4. Satan?
lets wait and see the result
ha ha ha i win
herspanic:
you know when people dont follow you but are still on your blog reblogging your posts, like what are you doing buddy
egberts:
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
hamfarto:
hamfarto:
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
I have unattractive lifetimes .
me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
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zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
amoying:
yogvrt:
what if swag was pronounced swaj
the swaj mahal
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Guys look we have a hate y'all
riceboyrey:
http://095786.tumblr.com/
http://095786.tumblr.com/
http://095786.tumblr.com/
Oh dear, shame you be hiding your face.
ferreal doe
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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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striderna:
there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
